Sorry, it's just a meme

The trick with this one is to type your first name followed by "needs" into Google and then list the first 10 results that pop up. I seem to have run into a bit of a problem with other Miriams having already done the meme so I'm exercising some editorial discretion and picking out the better ones. Here we go:

Miriam needs...

1. Miriam needs a Productivity Buddy to help her stay on track - What an excellent idea!
2. Miriam needs our support - yes, I need you all. Right NOW! Be supportive!
3. Miriam...needs some help debugging her online shop - well, if there was anything in my online shop then maybe...
4. Miriam needs a loan of 2000 soles that will be invested in the purchase of rice, noodles, milk and oil - she got it too, via Kiva and she's paid it all back, wonder how things are going for her now?
5. MIRIAM NEEDS MORE TIME TO MOVE ON MANILA - um, I'm invading Manila now?
6. Miriam needs to keep up with her staff - HA! Staff? I wish.
7. Miriam needs funds to support her in school - I hope she got them
8. MIRIAM NEEDS A FRIGGEN HAIRCUT - this is, in point of fact, true. My hair is currently driving me batty.
9. Miriam needs a loan of $650 to buy materials like fabric, thread, bows, buttons, elastics - another Kiva loan, I'm thinking it might be time to add to my Kiva lending.
10. Miriam needs one to hide her shame - one what you ask? A veil apparently, just like the one Moses needs to hide his glory. Pfft.